Things To Know

1. When do we start? The show will start around 7pm...
If not, don't bitch or whine because we will send your ass to the back of the line. We will open the doors when we're ready...

2. When do we sell the last ticket? 15 minutes before closing time.
You have to be 13 and older to enter. Children under the age of 18 MUST be accompanied by an adult (due to content).

3. Yes, we Touch!!!! No, we will NOT stop touching you… If you bitch, we touch even more... Read the title:
"FULL CONTACT TERROR EXPERIENCE.”

4. We do not intentionally grope people.
We are trained professionals that are doing our job to scare the hell out of you.

5.Can you get hurt?
UNLIKELY! but it’s possible... especially if you're stupid. So, “DON’T BE STUPID!"

6. Refunds?
HELL NO!!!

7. If it’s raining we are open.
It’s Oregon people!

8. Bring $ We sell merchandise and have a BEER GARDEN.
We take cards and cash.

9. This year we are going to hell!
If you don't like hell, then don't buy a ticket... Bitches!!!

10. We push the envelope every year...
So if last year was too intense for you, you sure as hell won't make it through this year!
 

WE ARE THE HOUSE OF SHADOWS... BITCHES!!!